A man seated next to a little girl on an airplane turned to her and said, "I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl responded to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the man. "How about nuclear power?"
"That could be an interesting topic, " she replied. "But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The man, surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know poop?"
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
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