Fun with GOOGLE

Google is the devil, but this is still fun

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Krystle needs And wants a guy that can lift his leg And fart, and really rip it.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
KRYSTLE looks like she’s about to cry.

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Linda Evans (Krystle) does not appear in this episode.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
KRYSTLE HATES DIAL-UP.

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "has gone" in Google search:
Krystle goes into premature labor and delivers a baby girl, who suffers from respiratory problems.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
krystle loves my boobs...

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Krystle Eats Noodles.

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Krystle has been faithful.

9: Type in"[your name] works" in Google search:
Meanwhile, Krystle works in the shop.

10: Type in"[your name] lives" in Google search
Krystle lives on a farm She has a big red barn She milks her goats every day In her very special way.

11: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search
But after Krystle died I could never bring myself to go back.